The 80s Remembered
The 80's were my era lol, george michael I hadda serious
crush on, (just my luck TUT!)
If you are on this page you musta liked the 80s too :P
Have fun !!
YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF:
You remember Don Johnson
when he was "cool"
You know who shot J.R
You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered
something of a sex symbol
You practice getting in and out of your car through the
windows
You owned at least one skinny leather tie.
Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a
brick.
You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes.
You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off
You're always "in the mood for dancing"
If you can "See Better" with sunglasses that have paint
splattered all over the lenses.
You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle
bracelets up to your elbows, bright red Reebok high tops and
parachute pants to a school dance
You need a shopping cart to carry your personal stereo with
you.
You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the
surgery.
You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but
to 'hang out')
You still want to take Karate...(after you move to
California)
You watch NYPD Blue thinking, "Well, they're no Crockett and
Tubbs, that's for sure".
"Outrageous!" is the term to describe something neat and
cool
You think that Garbage Pail Kids are your children's worst
enemy
You had a poster of Bo, Luke & Daisy Duke
There was nothing to question about Bert n' Ernie living
together
The feeling in your thumb is only now just returning after
holding down the Atari joystick to control the racecar in
Enduro Racer
You went out and purchased the sound track for 'Miami Vice'
You remember the magazines of song lyrics
If you think Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler of all time.
If the best non-slasher movie in your opinion is An American
Werewolf In London.
Two words: The Clapper.
Six words: "This is your brain on drugs."
You want to live in 'the Valley'.
Ferris Bueller was your idol.
You watched 'Star Search' on a regular basis.
You can sing all the words to "One Night in Bangkok" by
Murray Head, and now you understand that it is about chess.
If you had an entire wardrobe of Esprit clothing (or coveted
one.)
If you know the words to the "Oscar Mayer" theme songs
Your bangs are teased perfectly to 7 inches above the rest
of your hair.
Have multi-colored earrings that touch your shoulders
Played Upwords, Boggle or Trivial Pursuit (the original) on
a rainy afternoon
You're still bitter that WHAM broke up
You know whose phone number is 867-5309
You drink Diet Coke because Max Headroom told you to
You can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you.
You still wear a bandana tied around your leg and/or a
ponytail off-center on the side of your head.
You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo
shirts
You never go out for a night on the town without frosted
blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs
Everything in your wardrobe is either pastel or fluorescent
People are constantly gagging you with spoons.
You know all the words to "I'm just a bill, sitting up on
Capitol Hill" and "School House Rock."
The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with
laughter.
You still can't believe that Milli Vanilli was deceiving you
all that time
Every now and then, you blurt out: "Ooh noo, Mr. Bill!!!"
You still watch things on Beta tapes
You know who Martha Quinn is.
You still carry your boom box on your shoulder
You think David Hasselhoff was awesome in Knight Rider but
sucks in "Boob Watch."
You wanted to be "The Hulk" for halloween
A piece of folded paper and two hands could tell your
fortune.
Knickers and leg warmers were cool
If you remember Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, not Die Hard
You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding
You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut.
You thought a Commodore 64 was the highest technology
available
When you saw luging at the Winter Olympics you poured water
down your driveway and tried it yourself.
You want to be "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
'A Different World' kicked butt
Remember "Dancin' to a Big Mac at McDonalds!"
You know who played Magnum P.I
One Phrase, "The Plane, The Plane"
You can name at least three members of the Brat Pack
Still think banana clips were a godsend
Still wear Wet n' Wild makeup
If your idea of hi-tech toys is still the heat-sensitive
color-changing sticker on Transformers
You ever wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the
guitar and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in your
room.
You still wear your "Members Only" jacket.
You still have a couple of those barettes made of woven
ribbons.
You had snap bracelets
You remember when Pee-Wee wasn't a pervert.
You had had five pairs of socks on at any given time
You still think Donkey Kong can beat Mario up
If you still have your scratch-n-sniff sticker collection
If you ever used Lee Press-On Nails
If you wear jelly shoes
If you remember when you heard that drinking soda and eating
Pop Rocks would make your stomach explode
You still play with that CASIO SK-1 Keyboard
You're still hoping for a New Kids on the Block reunion tour
You still argue over who was better: Tiffany or Debbie
Gibson
Every time you hear the "OH YEAH..." song you think of
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
You still watch tapes of Stingray, McGyver, and Airwolf
- You know what a "burnout" is.
- You know what "Sike" means.
- You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
- You know that another name for a keyboard is a"Synthesizer".
- You can name at least half of the members of the elite
"Brat Pack".
- You wanted to be a Goonie.
- You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for sex with
minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.
- You know who Max Headroom is.
- You wore flourescent, neon clothing.
- You could breakdance, or wished you could.
- You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
- You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the
power!"
- Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.
- You thought that Transformers were more than meets the
eye.
- You wanted to be on StarSearch.
- You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before
his nose fell off.
- You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth, or
knew someone who did.
- You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on it's ass
- You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
- You HAD to have your MTV
- You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the
Future".
- You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody
knows your name".
- You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
- You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good
movie.
- You have heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
- You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called"Prince".
- You actually saw Ted Danson as the MacDaddy he played
"Sam" to be.
- You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game
system.
- You own any cassettes.
- You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be
living on the moon.
- You remember And/or own any of the CareBear Glass
collection from Pizza Hut or any other stupid collection
they came out with.
- Poltergeist freaked you out.
- You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET
lunchbox.
- You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female
smurf.
- You know what a Doozer is.
- You wore bike shorts underneath a short skirt and felt
stylish,or knew someone who did.
- You ever had a Swatch Watch.
- You had a crush on one of the Coreys (Haim or Feldman), or
knew someone who did.
- You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
- You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
- You know what a "Whammee" is.
~~~
80's Movie Quotes
I loathe the bus. There's gotta be a more dignified mode of
transportation.
- 16 Candles
"Have you ever done it?" "I don't think so"
- 16 Candles
I can't believe my Grandmother actually felt me up!
- 16 Candles
war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength
- 1984
You son of a motherless goat
- 3 Amigos
Sew very old woman....sew like the wind!!
- 3 Amigos
The little insect was just waiting for that diaper to fall
off
- 3 Men and a Baby
My dick gets hard if the wind blows
- 48 Hours
I speak jive
- Airplane
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
- Airplane
There are no cats in America and the streets are filled with
cheese
- An American Tale
Never say never whatever you do
- An American Tale
Leaping Lizards
- Annie
This floor better shine like the top of the Chrystler
building, or your backside will
- Annie
It's a hard knock life for us
- Annie
Lorraine, you are my density
- Back to the future
Marty!!!
- Back to the future
Why don't you make like a tree, and get the hell out of here
- Back to the future
And where is the Batman? He's at home washing his tights
- Batman
My face is my fortune, that's why I'm totally broke
- Beaches
If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I
will go insane and take you with me!
- Beetlejuice
Tell me something: what's the charge for getting pushed out
of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?
- Beverly Hills Cop
down down baby, down by the roller coaster,sweet sweet baby
sweet sweet i love you so , jimmy jimmy coco puff jimmy
jimmy rye, jimmy jimmy coco puff jimmy jimmy rye, I've got a
girlfriend , A triscuit, Shes got a triscuit , a biscuit,
Ice cream soda with vanilla on the top,OHH Wanita walking
down the street ,10 times a week,I said it, I bet it, I
stole my mommas credit i'm cool I'm hot, SOCK ME IN THE
STOMACH 3 more times!!!!!
- Big
It seems that all you've learned is that Caesar is a salad
dressing dude.
- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Be excellent to each other and party on,dudes
- Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Our Lady of Blessed Exceleration, don't fail me now
- Blues Brothers
How much for the little girl?
- Blues Brothers
I'll have four fried chickens and a coke and some dry white
toast
- Blues Brothers
you s*** on my house
- Can't Buy Me Love
He paid me 1000 dollars to pretend I liked him and I thought
like yeah right but our little plan worked didn't it Ronald,
he fooled me and he fooled all of you, what a bunch of
followers you guys are, well at least at least I got paid
- Can't Buy Me Love
Sexual Chocolate
- Coming To America
If lovin the lord is wrong I don't wanna be right
- Coming To America
I want to go to Queens
- Coming To America
Yes, f*** you too!
- Coming To America
Me? I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw. I'm
scared of what I did, of who I am. And most of all, I'm
scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the
rest of my whole life, the way I feel when I'm with you
- Dirty Dancing
Nobody puts baby in the corner
- Dirty Dancing
You know what I mean Vern
- Earnest Goes to Camp
Whoever you are, I just want you to know that I have my
father's gun, and scorching case of herpes
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Um, he's sick. My best friends sisters boyfriends brothers
girlfriend heard from this kid who's going with a girl who
saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night. I guess it's
pretty serious
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
When Cameron was in Egypt's land...Let my Cameron go
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
I swear Cameron is so tense that if you stuck a lump of coal
up his ass in about 10 seconds it would be a diamond
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
up on the roof oh yeah, 100 proof oh yeah, oh ain't that
fine oh yeah, drink cherry slime oh yeah
- Footloose
Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
- Ghostbusters
He slimed me.
- Ghostbusters
Our power grid was just fine until it was shut off by
dickless here
- Ghostbusters
If someone asks you if you are a god, you say yes!!!!
- Ghostbusters
Alright, Micheal Jackson didn't come over my house to use
the bathroom.. BUT HIS SISTER DID
- Goonies
Goonies never say die
- Goonies
When I was eight years old I pushed my sister down the
stairs and blamed it on the dog
- Goonies
I love my dead, gay son
- Heathers
"A lot of people drink mineral water" "Yeah, but this is
Ohio...if you're not holding a brewski in your hand, you
might as well be wearing a dress."
- Heathers
F*** me gently with a chainsaw
- Heathers
Corn Nuts
- Heathers
Wax on, wax off
- Karate Kid
Banzai, Danielsan
- Karate Kid
Look eye, always look eye!
- Karate Kid
Put pennies in my eyes, cuz I sure don't beleive what I'm
seein'
- Mannequin
Curtis? Is he dead?
- Maximum Overdrive
Humans here, humans here, humans here
- Maximum Overdrive
One, two, Freddy's coming for you! Three, four, better lock
your door! Five, six, grab your crucifix! Seven, eight,
better stay up late! Nine, ten, never sleep again
- Nightmare On Elm Street
Cinderf***ingrella!
- Pretty Woman
Sometimes you just got to say... what the f***
- Risky Bisiness
Hey, LaserLips! Your Momma was a snowblower
- Short Circuit
Number 5 is alive
- Short Circuit
Nos locos kick your ass, nos locos kick your face, nos locos
kick your balls into outer space
- Short Circuit 2
If I could have only one food for the rest of my life, thats
easy, pez, cherry flavored pez
- Stand by Me
What do you need a comb for, you don't have any hair
- Stand by Me
You are a boil on the butt of humanity
- Steel Magnolias
Take off, ya hoser
- Strange Brew
The reason so many people are killed in drinking accidents
is because they never learn how to drive drunk
- Summer School
I'm not scared of you. Underneath all that hair you're still
a dork, Scott
- Teen Wolf
There's something different about you. Did you change your
hair?
- Teen Wolf
I'll be back
- Terminator
Laugh while you can Monkey boy
- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't
happen at once
- The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy
- The Breakfast Club
You know how you said your parents use you to get back at
each other? Wouldn't I be outstanding in that capacity?
- The Breakfast Club
"Why do you have a fake ID?" "So I can vote!"
- The Breakfast Club
What's that? Sushi. Sushi? Rice, raw fish and...seaweed. You
won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you are gonna
eat that?
- The Breakfast Club
Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place
- The Breakfast Club
"I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy
and some tights." "You wear tights?"
- The Breakfast Club
We see us how you wanna see us. In the simplest terms with
the most convenient definitions; what we found out is that
each of us is a brain, and an athlete,and a basket case, a
princess, and a criminal- sincerely yours, the breakfast
club.
- The Breakfast Club
Here lies Walter Fielding. He bought a house. And it killed
him
- The Money Pit
Com'on move it lard ass
- Throw Momma From the Train
Be very careful with that. It's concentrated evil
- Time Bandits
When we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub
- Trading Places
Bug? What's his last name, Spray?
- Uncle Buck
What kind of guest invites you to his house and dies on you
- Weekend at Bernie's
You two doggie dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue
- Weird Science
She lives in Canada the girl has no morals
- Weird Science
I'll have what she's having
- When Harry Met Sally
That symptom is f***ing my wife
- When Harry Met Sally
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, insanity to
anyone; but, in my case, it worked
- Where the Buffalo Roam
Nixon!
- Where the Buffalo Roam
So tell me Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are
you just happy to see me
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I hope his dick is bigger than his IQ
- Witches of Eastwick
I'm just your average horny little devil
- Witches of Eastwick
You're not even interesting enough to make me sick
- Witches of Eastwick
~~~
If you can identify with at least half of this page then
you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80's".
